T‑Shirt — "Chief Anxiety Officer" Funny Dog Graphic Tee

A soft, classic-fit tee that quietly wears your humor on the chest. The front print shows a cautious, wide-eyed dog framed by a muted olive ring and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” a gentle, deadpan nod to anyone who lives with chronic worry or loves someone who does. Lightweight and breathable, this shirt becomes a familiar layer for easy mornings, late-night walks, or coffee-fueled checklists. It’s relaxed without looking sloppy — the crew neck sits neat, the tubular knit keeps the sides smooth, and the tear-away label leaves the neck itch-free. Let it be the shirt you reach for when you need a small, wry reminder that you’re seen and can laugh at the small, honest parts of your day.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — comfortable year-round (180 g/m²).
- Tubular construction with no side seams for a smooth, durable silhouette.
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching.
- Dual printing: crisp DTF details on sleeve/inner neck and DTG for main design.
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for comfort.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean