T-Shirt — "Chief Anxiety Officer" Dog Graphic Tee

Soft, lived-in comfort meets quietly hilarious dog-lover style. This classic crew tee carries a vintage-inspired circular print of a concerned pup framed by the words “Chief Anxiety Officer.” It looks like a beloved hand-me-down — warm, familiar, and a little wry — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to feel grounded and a bit cheeky. Wear it on slow mornings, dog-walking runs, or when you need to announce your emotional job title without saying a word.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for year-round comfort (some heathers contain polyester blends)
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, tidy silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed graphics (including sleeve and inner neck prints)
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean