T‑Shirt — "Chief Anxiety Officer" Dog Graphic Tee

This relaxed crewneck tee carries a wry, warm energy: a little anxious pup framed by an olive-green badge that reads “Chief Anxiety Officer.” Lightweight but sturdy cotton, a classic fit, and a soft, ribbed collar make it a shirt you’ll reach for when you want to laugh at life’s small alarms while staying comfortable. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at low-key meetups where inside jokes run deep, or on anxious days when a little self-aware humor feels like armor. The graphic sits front-and-center, blending playful art with a muted color palette that keeps the look grounded and wearable.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing (DTF on sleeves/neck; DTG on main design) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean