{"product_id":"service-human-do-not-pet-t-shirt-funny-service-dog-parody-tee","title":"Service Human Do Not Pet T-Shirt — Funny Service Dog Parody Tee","description":"A soft, everyday tee that speaks to people who live with, love, or work alongside service animals and emotional support dogs. The center-front print frames a soulful dog face inside a bold red ring with the words \"SERVICE HUMAN\" above and \"DO NOT PET\" below — a clear, compassionate reminder that the dog is on duty. Lightweight but sturdy cotton holds crisp DTG\/DTF printing so the image keeps its gentle contrast wash after wash. Wear it on training days, clinic visits, or neighborhood walks to set a respectful boundary without feeling clinical. It feels lived-in from the first wear and pairs easily with jeans or a training vest when you need to keep hands free and attention focused where it belongs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a neat, durable shape\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves\/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed image\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and reduced stretching\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52202346971447,"sku":"19100715485304521241","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52202347004215,"sku":"33030188144327323790","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52202347036983,"sku":"22688401592305593460","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52202347069751,"sku":"10698909339126211322","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52202347102519,"sku":"27126497769857817127","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52202347135287,"sku":"70398425875499134144","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52202347168055,"sku":"24679303714081477822","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":52202347200823,"sku":"86733043281267694935","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/7702\/9687\/files\/20260525174829-1f15861f-00ca-6934-bb1e-029f72d30c05.png?v=1779737404","url":"https:\/\/supportyourdogs.com\/products\/service-human-do-not-pet-t-shirt-funny-service-dog-parody-tee","provider":"Paranoid Pups","version":"1.0","type":"link"}