Service Human Do Not Pet T-Shirt — Funny Service Dog Parody Tee

This soft, classic-fit tee carries a playful, slightly absurd vibe — a wide-eyed husky portrait framed in a bold red ring with the cheeky warning: “SERVICE HUMAN — DO NOT PET.” It’s lighthearted and a little rebellious, the kind of shirt that starts conversations and gets smiles from strangers on coffee runs, dog-walks, or campus strolls. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and dependable against the skin; the crew neck and relaxed cut let it layer under jackets or stand alone as the outfit’s focal point. Wear it when you want to share a laugh, make a gentle statement about boundaries, or simply celebrate canine energy with a wink.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for reduced waste and a clean drape
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, durable artwork (sleeves and inner neck DTF where applicable)
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean