Chief Anxiety Officer Tee — Funny Pug Graphic T-Shirt

Soft, lived-in comfort meets deadpan humor. This classic crew-neck tee carries a gently funny emblem — a wide-eyed pug framed by an olive ring and the words “Chief Anxiety Officer.” Wear it when the world feels a little too loud and you need a low-key way to share a laugh. The weighty 100% cotton drape feels steady and familiar; the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep lines clean after many washes. Subtle black flecks appear on Natural colorways for an organic touch. Durable construction and tear-away label make it easy to reach for again and again.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) with medium 180 g/m² weight — breathable yet sturdy
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention and cleaner fit
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main design for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and lasting garment stability
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton; meets EU safety standards with 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean