Chief Anxiety Officer Tee — Funny German Shepherd Dog Shirt

A relaxed, everyday tee with a cheeky, heartfelt twist — this classic crewneck features a centered badge-style print of a loyal German Shepherd and the playful title “Chief Anxiety Officer.” Soft, mid-weight cotton drapes comfortably while the neat ribbed collar and tear-away label keep irritation away. Wear it during slow mornings with coffee, on anxious-brave outings, or layered under a jacket when you need a gentle reminder that companionship and humor get you through the tight spots. The print’s muted olive ring and realistic portrait add warmth without shouting, making the shirt feel like a quiet nod from a trusted friend.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; mid-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed art
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean