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Chief Anxiety Officer Tee — Funny Dog Rescue Pet Lover T-Shirt

Original price $24.99 - Original price $27.99
Original price
$25.99
$24.99 - $27.99
Current price $25.99
Soft, dependable, and a little bit funny — this tee carries a quiet kind of comfort. A fuzzy pug (or small terrier) peers out from a muted green badge that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” turning everyday nerves into a shared, wry smile. The shirt drapes with a relaxed, classic fit and a clean crew neckline, so it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans. Wear it on slow mornings, dog-park runs, or during long study sessions; it reads like an inside joke for anyone who knows the comfort a small dog gives when the world feels loud. The natural cotton fibers and tear-away label keep the shirt feeling gentle against the skin, while sturdy construction means it becomes a favorite you reach for again and again.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label for a smooth, irritation-free wear
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Color: White