Chief Anxiety Officer Tee — Funny Dog Graphic T-Shirt

This soft cotton tee carries a quiet, funny kind of comfort — a little patch of calm with a big personality. A vintage-inspired round badge sits center chest, framing a loyal black shepherd whose alert eyes read like a mirror for anxious days. The olive-green ring and stamped lettering "CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER" strike a wry, affectionate tone: wearable honesty for anyone navigating worry with humor. It slips on easily under a jacket or pairs with well-worn jeans. The result is an everyday shirt that feels familiar the moment you put it on — steady, approachable, and oddly consoling on mornings when you need a companion that gets it.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium 5.3 oz/yd² weight for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork; crisp, detailed image print
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean