Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Pug Dog Graphic Tee

Light, a little ridiculous, and instantly relatable — this tee wears your feelings on its chest. A round military-green badge frames a squishy pug portrait with the bold title “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It’s the kind of shirt that gets an immediate smile and a knowing nod from anyone who lives with a fast, worried brain or loves a pug’s expressive face. Soft cotton and a relaxed crew cut make it comfortable for long days at the desk, quick coffee runs, or relaxed weekends when low-key humor helps break tension. Wear it when you need to acknowledge the chaos with a wink, or give it to someone who finds comfort in laughing at their own overthinking. The look is casual, honest, and quietly human — a wearable moment of empathy and levity.

Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric for solid print clarity and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve and neck details, DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed imagery
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² fabric for comfortable, long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean