Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt – Funny Pomeranian Anxiety Graphic Tee

This tee carries a wry, cozy energy—soft white cotton printed with a round badge that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER” around an adorably frazzled Pomeranian. It feels like a private joke you share with friends who understand the small, hilarious dramas of daily life. Wear it when you want a low-key laugh, or when you need a comfy, familiar layer that matches a quiet day at home or a nervous-but-brave coffee run. The design’s muted olive ring and warm dog photo sit comfortably on the chest, giving the shirt an offbeat, vintage-camp vibe that blends humor with comfort.

Lightweight enough for year-round wear, the classic crew fit keeps things relaxed without looking sloppy. The soft, tear-away label and ribbed collar make it comfortable for all-day wear, and the sturdy print processes keep the image crisp wash after wash. It’s a casual statement piece for anyone who leans into self-aware humor and small comforts.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main chest print—crisp, detailed image
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; classic relaxed fit and crew neckline
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean