Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny German Shepherd Tee

Soft, reliable, and a little bit cheeky — this classic crew tee brings comfort and personality to everyday wear. The medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably while holding up to repeated washes. At the center, a vintage-style badge graphic reads “Chief Anxiety Officer” around the portrait of a vigilant German Shepherd, blending humor with warm, slightly retro military-green tones. Wear it to lighten a tense day, share a knowing smile with fellow dog lovers, or layer under a jacket for casual meetups. The relaxed fit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette timeless; tear-away label and stable shoulder tape make it comfortable for all-day wear. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification mean the shirt feels good and aligns with responsible production values.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp front badge graphic and sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; classic relaxed fit and crew neckline
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton; meets EU safety standards with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean