Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny French Bulldog Tee

This soft cotton tee wears like a quiet joke you can carry all day. A small, earnest French bulldog stares out from a muted olive badge with the words “Chief Anxiety Officer” circling him — wry, relatable, and oddly comforting. It’s the sort of shirt you pull on when you want to acknowledge life’s little tensions with a wink. The medium-weight cotton holds the print sharply, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the tubular knit gives a clean, seamless silhouette that sits comfortably whether you’re running errands, meeting friends for coffee, or lounging at home. It feels lived-in without looking sloppy — honest, low-key, and a little bit brave.

Product features
- 100% US cotton medium-weight (180 g/m²) for lasting comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, neat fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and retain shape
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves and neck; DTG elsewhere
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically produced with tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean