Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Rescue Pet Lover Tee

This relaxed cotton tee carries a quiet, wry humor: a centered circular badge framing a vigilant black dog with the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It reads like an inside joke for anyone who lives with nervous energy—soft, simple, and honest. Wear it when you want to acknowledge the small, anxious moments with a wink. The shirt’s classic crew neck and roomy cut make it comfortable for slow mornings, long walks, and coffee breaks where the dog (or the feeling) keeps you company. Subtle military-green text contrasts with the image for a slightly vintage, earnest look that pairs easily with jeans, layered flannels, or a cozy cardigan.

This tee fits into everyday routines: it’s a companion for errands, low-key hangouts, and casual office days when you need a wearable reminder that you’re seen and can laugh about it. The design speaks softly to folks who enjoy self-aware humor, pet parents who know that animals mirror our moods, and anyone carving out gentler, kinder ways to talk about mental health.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton face for solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing methods: crisp DTF details on sleeves/inner neck and DTG across main design
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean