Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt – Funny Dog Pet Mom Tee

A soft, classic cotton tee that wears like a trusted companion. The front features a round, olive-green badge framing an expressive small dog photo with the bold title "CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER" — quirky, honest, and quietly funny. The medium-weight fabric drapes comfortably without clinging, and the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label keep the fit tidy and scratch-free. This shirt fits into everyday life: morning coffee walks, relaxed errands, or cozy evenings at home when you want a little humor and warmth in your outfit. It reads like a lighthearted nod to anyone who carries a nervous energy or loves a nervous little pup — familiar language for dog people, anxious-living allies, and anyone who appreciates witty, wearable truth.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for clean shape and reduced fabric waste
- Shoulder tape for stability and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main prints—crisp, detailed image reproduction
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified; meets safety and EU warranty standards; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean