Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt - Funny Dog Owner Tee

This relaxed cotton tee carries quiet humor and everyday comfort. A centered circular badge frames a soulful boxer face beneath the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” giving the shirt an affectionate, tongue-in-cheek personality. The soft, mid-weight fabric and classic crew neckline make it a shirt you reach for between errands, on dog-walks, or during slow mornings at home. It reads like a nod to the anxious, devoted pet parent — a little wry, a little tender — and wears like a well-loved staple in the wardrobe.

The design sits proudly on a clean white canvas so the image and olive-green text pop without shouting. Wear it layered under an open flannel, with a denim jacket, or solo with comfortable jeans. It’s the sort of tee that sparks knowing smiles from fellow dog people and turns everyday moments into something a bit warmer and more alive.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; breathable 180 g/m² medium-weight fabric
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit, seam-free collar with shoulder tape to hold shape
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean