Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt – Funny Dog Meme Tee

Soft, everyday tee with a wink of humor — this shirt carries a circular, military-style badge around a wary corgi photo that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It feels like the kind of garment you pull on when you want comfort and a little comic relief: roomy shoulders, a relaxed crew neckline, and a smooth surface that keeps the print crisp. Wear it to low-key hangouts, pet meetups, or when you just need a gentle nudge to laugh at life’s little stresses. The natural cotton texture and tear-away label keep things cozy, while the durable knit and shoulder tape mean this tee holds its shape through many wears.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid) medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for comfortable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for reduced waste and stable fit
- Ribbed collar with seam-free finish to retain shape and added comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design, ensuring sharp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean