Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Lover Tee

Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this classic crew-neck tee carries a gentle, lived-in vibe. A centered circular print frames a watchful German Shepherd with the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” blending warm humor with honest relatability. Wear it on slow mornings at home, while running errands, or layered under a jacket for low-key outings. The fabric breathes, holds its shape, and the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy after repeat wear. It reads like a wink to fellow dog people and anyone who navigates life with anxious charm — familiar, comforting, and slightly irreverent.

Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, durable fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean