Chief Anxiety Officer T‑Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee for Pet Lovers

This soft, sturdy tee carries a quiet sort of humor: a round, olive-toned badge frames a loyal dog’s face with the words "CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER." Wear it when errands feel like expeditions, when coffee hasn’t quite kicked in, or on slow mornings that need a gentle nudge of levity. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let you move without fuss. The fabric has a substantial, reassuring weight that holds prints crisp and clear, while the ribbed collar and taped shoulders keep the silhouette tidy through repeat wears. It reads like a wink to fellow pet people and anxious-introvert allies — familiar, earnest, and a little bit brave.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durability and comfortable year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction and smooth fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Dual DTF/DTG printing for crisp sleeve/neck and front artwork with tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric, ethically sourced US cotton, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean