Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee for Pet Lovers

This tee carries a quiet kind of humor and a warm, lived-in vibe. A centered portrait of a watchful German Shepherd is framed by an olive-green ring and the words CHIEF / ANXIETY OFFICER, giving the shirt a military-patch feel with a wink. Wear it around town, on dog-walks, or at low-key meetups to show you appreciate canine loyalty — and the gentle chaos that comes with loving a nervous guardian. The fabric breathes and settles comfortably against the skin; the crew neck and classic fit read relaxed and unfussy. It’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to look put-together without trying, when you want to spark a knowing smile from fellow dog people, or when you need something soft to calm the edges of a busy day.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; breathable 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for a clean look and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/label graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean