Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

Light, honest, and a little goofy — this tee carries a small, beloved truth: life’s worries are softer with a loyal companion at your side. The front shows a round badge-style design with a wide-eyed dog and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” balanced in earthy tones that read playful and sincere. It’s a relaxed crew-neck shirt you’ll reach for on slow mornings, neighborhood walks, or when you need a low-key reminder that you’re not alone in the small worries. The medium-weight cotton holds the print crisply, and the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Wear it at home, on coffee runs, or layered under a jacket — it’s a comfortable, everyday piece that talks in gentle humor and real feeling.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for detailed, crisp imagery
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean