Chief Anxiety Officer T‑Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

This soft, classic tee carries a quiet sense of humor and everyday comfort. A round, olive-toned badge frames the earnest face of a loyal dog beneath the words “Chief Anxiety Officer,” turning a familiar worry into something warm and human. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during low-key errands, or curled up at home — it reads like a friendly exhale and invites a smile without shouting. The medium-weight cotton holds printed detail clearly while keeping a relaxed silhouette that layers easily under jackets or over long-sleeve shirts. Thoughtful details like a ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label keep distractions minimal so the design — and the feeling it brings — stays front and center.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, stable fit
- DTG and DTF printing used for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and classic relaxed crew-neck silhouette
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean