Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt – Funny Dog Graphic Tee

A laid-back, everyday tee that carries a small, silly ceremony of comfort. The soft, midweight cotton sits relaxed on your shoulders while a round, military-green badge frames a wide-eyed doggo and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on mornings that need a little humor — coffee in hand, gentle sarcasm engaged. Wear it around the house, on quick errands, or layered under a jacket when you want to let a quiet, self-aware joke do the talking. The simple crew neck and classic fit keep the focus on the design: honest, relatable, and quietly warm.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for scratch-free, tested fabric

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean