Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

This relaxed cotton tee carries a quiet, witty spirit: a centered vintage-style badge reading “Chief Anxiety Officer” frames a wide-eyed pup, turning nervous honesty into a wearable smile. The soft, medium-weight fabric drapes casually, so the design reads clearly whether you’re lounging at home, walking the dog, or meeting friends for coffee. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks knowing nods and laughs — an easy conversation starter that fits into everyday life without fuss. Wear it under a jacket, with linen shorts, or alone on slow mornings; the muted olive badge and simple white canvas keep the tone playful and low-key, while the crisp print gives the artful, slightly retro vibe that feels personal, not staged.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main artwork for sharp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label and made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean