Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

This relaxed cotton tee channels everyday comfort with a quirky, heartwarming design: a round olive-green badge framing a sleepy-faced pup and the text “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It feels like a private joke you can wear—soft against the skin, breathable through the seasons, and subtly vintage in vibe. The roomy classic cut and crew neckline make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo while walking the dog, running errands, or lounging at home. The print balances crisp detail with a slightly lived-in look, so the design reads clearly without feeling over-polished. For people who live with anxious humor, gentle pet energy, or who appreciate offbeat, conversation-starting apparel, this tee adds warmth and levity to ordinary days.

Product features
- Strong, smooth 100% cotton fabric for solid print clarity and long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main art) deliver detailed, durable graphics
- Certified OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 and ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean