Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

This soft, classic-fit tee carries a small, wry moment: a centered round badge with a tiny dog and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It reads like a private joke you wear—lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek, and quietly honest. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar against the skin and holds prints clearly, so the circular crest stays sharp wash after wash. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at a friend’s laid-back get-together, or when you need an easy icebreaker that says more than words. The relaxed cut and ribbed crew neck keep the silhouette simple and comfortable, while the tear-away label prevents irritation. It’s a little bit silly, very human, and ready to become one of those shirts you reach for when you want to laugh and commiserate at the same time.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main artwork to keep the badge crisp
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean