Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

Light, honest, and a little bit goofy — this tee wears like a familiar friend. A soft, breathable cotton shirt carries a centered badge-style print: a wide-eyed dog framed by an olive ring and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you need to defuse a tense moment with humor, show off a rescue-pet personality, or wear to low-key weekend plans. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit keep movement easy; the fabric has a durable, smooth hand that prints crisply and holds up wash after wash. Let this tee be the sly conversation starter that turns nerves into smiles.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, stable fit
- Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric — breathable yet durable
- Dual printing: DTF detail on sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for crisp imagery
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean