Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

Soft, durable tee with a touch of humor and a cozy, lived-in vibe. The front print shows a small, earnest dog framed by an olive-green badge that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” giving this shirt a playful, honest nod to everyday worries. Lightweight yet sturdy cotton feels comfortable all day—great for slow mornings with coffee, low-key dog walks, or casual virtual meetings when you want to be relaxed but present. The shirt wears in gracefully; the ribbed collar and shoulder-taped construction keep shape through many washes. If you lean into candid, slightly sardonic style, this tee becomes a quiet companion that says what you’re feeling without shouting it.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for lasting shape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear
- Dual print methods: crisp DTF sleeve/neck details and DTG main print for clear, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean