Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt – Funny Dog Graphic Tee

Wearable humor with heart. This cotton tee shows a soulful dog portrait framed by a vintage olive badge that reads “Chief Anxiety Officer.” It’s soft against the skin, lays flat at the neckline, and carries a lived‑in, comfortable silhouette that reads like a familiar friend. Put it on when you need a quiet laugh during a hectic day, when the dog park has been canceled, or when you want to wear a small, honest reminder that worry can be met with a wag. The design speaks like a companion — wry, tender, and quietly resilient — and fits into everyday life without shouting.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — medium weight (180 g/m²) for year‑round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- DTG and DTF prints for crisp, detailed front badge and sleeve/inner neck graphics
- Tear‑away label and OEKO‑TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, responsibly made wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean