Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

Soft, laid-back, and quietly funny — this cotton tee wears like a loyal companion. A faded olive circle frames a sweet Labrador portrait with the playful title “Chief Anxiety Officer,” turning everyday nerves into a warm, knowing smile. It sits easily in casual wardrobes: coffee runs, slow walks with a nervous pup, or work-from-home days when a little humor steadies the mood. The shirt reads like an inside joke for people who live with anxious energy and love dogs — gentle, candid, and oddly reassuring. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let the design breathe without shouting, so the message feels sincere rather than performative.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified and tear-away label for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean