Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

Wearable comfort with a wink of humor. This classic crew tee carries a soft, slightly lived-in feel and a bold chest graphic that names your anxious pup (or your own feelings) with playful authority: “Chief Anxiety Officer.” The print sits inside a muted green badge with a candid dog portrait at its center — familiar, grounding, and quietly funny. It settles into everyday life: errands, couch afternoons, low-key dog-walks, or virtual meetings where you want to show up human and honest. The relaxed fit and smooth cotton surface make the image pop while keeping the tee comfortable all day. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations and gives a small, steady dose of comic relief to busy routines.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main design ensures crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean