Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

This relaxed cotton tee carries a quietly funny, heartwarming badge: a soulful dog portrait framed by the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” Soft and breathable, the shirt’s classic crew neck and roomy cut feel like a familiar companion—calming, approachable, and a little mischievous. Wear it on slow mornings at home, during low-key dog-walks, or while curling up with a movie and a nervous pup. The muted olive badge tones give the design a lived-in, vintage vibe that pairs easily with jeans, flannel, or a cozy cardigan. It’s the sort of top that starts conversations, invites smiles, and nods to the everyday chaos of loving an anxious animal (or being one yourself).

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Detailed prints made with a mix of DTF (sleeves, inner label) and DTG (main areas) for crisp imagery
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and tear-away label for comfortable, responsibly made wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean