Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

Wear your soft-spoken humor with a quiet roll of eyes. This classic cotton tee carries a round, army-green badge framing a wide-eyed chihuahua and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It reads like a private joke with the world—equal parts empathy and wry self-awareness. The medium-weight cotton holds the print crisp and flat, while the relaxed crew neck and tubular knit body keep the silhouette simple and comfortable. Slip it on for coffee runs, late-night video calls, or slow walks when your brain wants to sprint. It’s for people who laugh at their own nervous energy and like clothing that speaks with a gentle, sarcastic shrug.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction eliminates side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep shape and prevent stretching over time
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main print ensures sharp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced US cotton; tear-away label for scratch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean