Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Graphic Tee

This tee wears like a soft, familiar friend. The design centers on a soulful dog portrait framed by a muted green badge that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER” — a wry, tender nod to anyone who carries big feelings and big heart. The shirt’s relaxed cut and crew neck let the graphic sit confidently on the chest without shouting. Wear it around the neighborhood, to low-key hangouts, or on days when you want to acknowledge the anxious parts of life with a little humor and a lot of warmth. It pairs naturally with worn jeans, a slouchy cardigan, or a favorite jacket when you need an extra layer of calm.

Product features
- Strong, smooth medium-weight cotton (180 g/m²) for lasting comfort and crisp printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic crew collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main graphic for sharp, durable artwork
- OEKO-TEX certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean