Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Anxiety Officer Tee

Soft, simple, and quietly funny — this cotton tee lets a tiny, earnest pup do the talking. The front features a circular badge with a candid dog photo and the words “Chief Anxiety Officer,” giving the shirt a warm, self-aware sense of humor. It sits comfortably on the body with a classic crew neckline and relaxed cut, making it easy to wear at home, on slow errands, or layered under a jacket for casual outings. Breathable, responsibly sourced cotton and a tear-away label keep the focus on comfort. Wear it when you want to acknowledge the small, imperfect moments with a wry smile and a nod to fellow pet people.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape over time
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck and DTG for main artwork for detailed, soft prints
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton with tear-away label for itch-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean