Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Dog Anxiety Graphic Tee

Carry a little laugh and a lot of heart with this soft, sturdy tee featuring a photo of a worried-faced dog framed by the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It reads like a private joke for pet lovers who know the small, frantic moments that make life real. The shirt’s relaxed crew neck and classic fit sit easily over jeans or layered under a jacket. Wear it on the morning school run, at dog training, or while curled up on the couch — it nods to anxious lovable companions and the people who adore them. The muted circular design blends military-patch style with warm humor, so the shirt feels like part of your everyday uniform: practical, honest, and quietly funny.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable with a smooth print surface
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp artwork on the front and sleeves/neck labels
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and backed by a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean