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Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt – Funny Chihuahua Pet Tee

Original price $24.99 - Original price $27.99
Original price
$25.99
$24.99 - $27.99
Current price $25.99
Soft, simple, and quietly funny — this classic crew tee carries a small dog’s anxious stare front and center, framed by green text that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It sits on a medium-weight, breathable cotton that wears well all year and keeps its shape. Wear it when you need to laugh at life’s little worries, when you’re running errands, or when a friend needs a gentle, ironically comforting nudge. The relaxed fit and tear-away label make it easy to wear all day, while ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean it’s made with care.

Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors); medium 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and no side seams for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp front graphic and sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, made in Nicaragua with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Color: White