Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Funny Bulldog Pet Tee

Warm, a little anxious, and totally lovable. This classic tee wears like a comfortable conversation — soft cotton against the skin, relaxed through the shoulders, and built to be reached for again and again. A round, military-green badge frames a squat English bulldog with a worried brow and the words CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER. It reads like humor and honesty in one: an empathetic nod to anyone who carries big feelings but still shows up. Wear it on slow mornings, dog-walk afternoons, or during low-key gatherings where a little self-aware levity sparks smiles. The breathable midweight cotton keeps you comfortable year-round, while the ribbed collar and taped shoulders keep the shape looking sharp even after many washes. Tear-away label and tubular knit construction mean itch-free comfort and a clean silhouette.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — comfortable year-round
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing (DTF on sleeves/labels, DTG on main artwork) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean