Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Cute Dog Humor Tee

This soft, sturdy tee carries a wink of humor and a whole lot of heart. A small, wide-eyed pup sits framed by an olive-green badge that reads “Chief Anxiety Officer” — a gentle, self-aware nod to anyone who lives with nervous energy or loves a lovable worrier. The shirt’s classic crew cut and relaxed fit make it comfortable for long coffee runs, low-key meetups, or quiet evenings at home. The image feels personal and a little tender; wear it when you want to acknowledge the messy, lovable side of yourself or to share a knowing smile with friends who get it.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother silhouette and less fabric waste
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG elsewhere
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean