Chief Anxiety Officer T-Shirt — Cute Dachshund Pet Humor Tee

Soft, worn-in comfort with a wink. This classic crew tee carries a small, playful badge on the chest — a dachshund pictured inside an olive-green ring with the words “Chief Anxiety Officer.” It reads like a private joke for anyone who lives with nervous energy or loves a dog who takes life seriously. Lightweight but sturdy cotton, a relaxed cut, and a smooth print make it easy to wear on long mornings, anxious afternoons, or quiet evenings when you need a little humor and a lot of comfort. Layer it under a cardigan, pull it on for a low-key coffee run, or wear it around the house when you want something familiar that also speaks your mind.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner label and DTG for the main chest design
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean