Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt — Funny Pet Mom/Dad Tee

This relaxed crewneck tee carries a playful, slightly irreverent vibe — a soft white canvas with a centered circular badge that frames a wide-eyed Boston Terrier and the bold words "CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER." It reads like an inside joke for dog lovers who live with nervous energy and dark humor. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at low-key get-togethers, or when you need a bit of comic armor for a stressful errand. The fit is roomy and familiar, so it slips into everyday life without fuss while the cheeky design starts conversations and invites knowing smiles.

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton (solid colors) for breathable, all-season comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and extra stability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design ensures crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced cotton with tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean