Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt — Funny Pet Lover Tee

This relaxed-fit tee carries a playful, affectionate vibe — a soft cotton canvas printed with a warm dog portrait framed by the words “Chief Anxiety Officer.” It feels like a shared joke between pet-lovers: comforting, a little wry, and endlessly wearable. Throw it on during slow mornings with coffee, layer it under a flannel for walk-time with your pup, or lounge in it after a long day. The muted olive ring and realistic photo lend it an earnest charm that reads more like personality than statement. It’s built to be lived in and laughed in, a casual everyday shirt that quietly celebrates the messy, lovable energy of pet-parent life.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to reduce waste and retain shape
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printed details for crisp photo and sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, shoulder twill tape, and classic relaxed fit for comfort and durability
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean