Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T‑Shirt – Funny Pet Lover Tee

Wear this soft, sturdy tee and let everyone meet your furry heart-on-sleeve companion. A warm, slightly goofy chocolate lab portrait sits inside a muted olive badge that reads “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER” — the kind of design that makes passerby smile and fellow dog people nod in recognition. The medium-weight cotton holds prints with crisp detail and a natural hand, while the classic crew and relaxed fit make it an easy layer for slow mornings, coffee runs, or backyard hangouts. It feels lived-in without losing shape, and the tear-away label keeps things comfortable against the neck. This shirt reads like a quiet, affectionate joke that celebrates the chaotic love of pet parents and anyone who manages life through a lens of gentle, exhausted devotion.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to retain shape
- Shoulder tape for stability and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main image for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX certified; made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean