Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt — Funny Pet Lover Tee

This soft, durable tee carries a quiet kind of humor — a faded olive circle framing a soulful dog and the words “Chief Anxiety Officer.” Wear it on slow mornings, dog-walks, or when you need a gentle reminder that you’re not alone. The medium-weight cotton holds its shape, the crew neck sits neatly under a jacket or cardigan, and the smooth print keeps the image clear without feeling loud. It settles into everyday life: comforting, slightly wry, and built to last through repeated washes and worn-in days.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork) for crisp, detailed design
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean