Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt — Funny Pet Lover Tee

This tee carries a quiet, familiar humor for people who share their lives with anxious dogs. The soft, medium-weight cotton feels steady against the skin — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want relaxed comfort and a little smile. Fronted with a round, military-style badge encircling a portrait of a watchful pup and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” it reads like an inside joke among dog owners who know the relief of having a loyal companion through nervous days. Wear it on morning walks, at the vet’s waiting room, or curled up on the couch while your dog inspects every new sound. Subtle military-green tones and a clean crew neckline keep the look grounded and easy to pair with jeans, utility jackets, or cozy loungewear.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed artwork for crisp, detailed front badge and sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean