Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt - Funny Pet Lover Tee

Light, honest, and a little bit funny — this cotton tee wears its heart on its chest. The front features a round patch-style print with a soulful boxer face and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER,” an affectionate nod to the small, dramatic moments our dogs (and we) carry with us. The medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably and holds crisp, detailed prints, so the graphic stays vivid wash after wash. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, during nervous-first-day moments, or when you’re out walking the dog and want to spark a smile. It’s relaxed, breathable, and comforting — an everyday shirt that reads like a quiet inside joke between friends who understand the small anxieties of life.

Product Type: Tee

Theme/Features: canine-centered humor; vintage patch look; muted olive accent; photo-real dog portrait; expressive typography

Target Audience: dog lovers who enjoy gentle, self-aware humor; people with anxious or sensitive spirits; casual streetwear fans who like quirky statement pieces

Occasions: casual outings, dog-walking, coffee dates, low-key social gatherings, comfort wear on anxious days

Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton for breathability and durable print surface
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smoother silhouette
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic ensures detailed, long-lasting artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean