Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt — Funny Pet Lover Tee

This relaxed cotton tee carries a warm, humorous heart — a soft white shirt printed with a circular, army-green badge framing a wide-eyed dog portrait and the words “CHIEF ANXIETY OFFICER.” It feels like the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to say, with a wink, that you’re juggling life but still have a sense of humor. Lightweight yet sturdy, the fabric drapes casually and the ribbed crew neck keeps its shape. Wear it on couch days, walks with your dog, low-key meetups, or as a cozy layer under a jacket when the weather leans cool. The print mixes crisp detail and muted tones so the design reads like a little story: a loyal companion and the gentle chaos of everyday life. For people who love pets, self-deprecating humor, and comfortable, no-fuss clothing, this tee becomes part of the routine — comforting, honest, and quietly funny.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label details and DTG for main artwork, ensuring crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX® certified fabric with tear-away label and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean