Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt — Funny Pet Lover Tee

Soft, sturdy, and quietly funny — this classic cotton tee wears like a lived-in favorite while carrying a small, relatable message. A loyal Boston terrier face sits inside a faded green badge that reads “Chief Anxiety Officer,” giving the shirt a lighthearted, self-aware vibe. The crew neck and relaxed fit make it easy to pair with jeans, leggings, or lounge pants; the medium-weight fabric holds prints crisply and wears well through regular washes. It’s the kind of tee you reach for when you want comfort and a little wry humor to get you through errands, remote work days, or low-key hangouts.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and reduced fabric waste
- Shoulder twill tape and classic fit for durability and relaxed wear
- DTG and DTF printing for detailed, crisp artwork including sleeve and inner-neck prints
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean