Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T-Shirt – Funny Pet Anxiety Tee

Soft, lived-in comfort meets low-key humor. This classic cotton tee features a centered, vintage-style badge with a wide-eyed Boston Terrier and the words "Chief Anxiety Officer." It sits relaxed across the chest, like a quiet inside joke you wear on repeat. The neutral print palette and simple crew neck keep the look casual and easy to layer — great for pacing around the house, walks with a nervous pup, or coffee runs when brain fog sets in. The shirt feels breathable and breaks in nicely, becoming the one you reach for when you want comfort with a wink.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for durable shape retention
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/label artwork
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean