Chief Anxiety Officer Dog T‑Shirt

Soft, dependable, and quietly funny — this tee carries a small, wide-eyed pup in the center with the words “Chief Anxiety Officer” circling it. It feels like the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to acknowledge the everyday weirdness of being human: a little tired, a little frazzled, but still warm and honest. Worn over jeans for a slow morning coffee or layered under a jacket for a casual meet-up, the design starts conversations with a gentle wink rather than shouting for attention. The relaxed fit and breathable cotton make it comfortable for long days at the desk, walks with a nervous dog, or low-key hangouts where authenticity matters more than polish.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean